OK, everybody, time for Enamuko's gratuitory rant/bitch session. Put the kids away for this one as there will be copious amounts of swearing. We'll begin with the bitching portion of the update, because damnit all if I'm not fucking pissed.

Kay, so I've decided that MSN was created as a torture device designed to make you want to throw your computer out of a very, very high window. I actually can't log into my MSN unless I force the program to freeze.

What. The. Fuck.

Will someone please explain that to me? Normally programs *stop* working when they get frozen. But MSN *won't* work without my freezing it. It actually won't. I've come up with way too many inventive ways to make programs freeze to get this bitch to work, and they don't even work half the time. It seriously infuriates me. And it doesn't fucking help that my laptop is a piece of shit that doesn't like running any given program for more than 5 minutes without making it freeze. Unless I'm trying to freeze it.

Yeah, you get the point. I hate my computer, MSN, and anything else associated with either of those.

On to the rant portion of the update, good lord, I don't know whether to hate myself or call myself one of the greatest creative minds in the history of ever. The other greatest creative mind being my best friend and fellow insane person Jessica, better known to some of you as .

So we've created this little fanverse for 'The Batman' and 'Batman Beyond'. Yes, both, don't question our logic until AFTER you've heard what it's about. Then feel free to call your local asylum. (Grab a snack and a drink, this bitch is *long*.)

The series is comprised of maybe 15 or 20 fanfics, I haven't really decided how suicidal I actually want to become. The first few are normal...the first is about Riddler meeting a woman named Janice Michaels and how they go from hating each other to making out at random moments. Following that is a story about a mutant bird girl with a gigantic and inexplicable crush on Penguin freeing him and helping him to steal things. Then Janice (from here on out referred to as Question Mark) and Ms. Bird Girl (named Avalon) team up to free Riddler and Penguin, who were both caught and sent to Arkham in their respective stories. Next few in the series doesn't actually seem to have anything to do with the previous ones, as they are Batman Beyond fanfics as opposed to The Batman fanfics. They detail how Ghoul and Woof come to live in a ritzy apartment in Metropolis and end up joining the other Jokerz again, just in time to meet and be forced to fight a psychopathic cybernetic amputee named Kinzy and her carnivorous twins (Blanc and Noir) and giant (Gurande), because said amputee wants to drive Ghoul insane. Literally. Then comes Kinzy's backstory mostly for the hell of it.

Then things start to get trippy.

The basic idea of the next story is time travel. Time travel and slash.Basically Ghoul gets transported 50 years into the past, and meets Firefly, and they fall in love. Then Kinzy shows up, and there's this delightfully fucked up love triangle involving Freeze. This was mostly where I stopped caring about canon.

After that is the sequel to the episode 'White Heat' where Firefly gets turned into a radioactive fire monster, and in the story Freeze recruits a scientist to help him turn Firefly back into a human. Notable moments include Firefly nearly going blind, and an impromptu love confession.

Then comes the next episode of timefuckery in which Firefly gets transported into the future and has to live with Ghoul & co. There's more love-triangles and a lot of angst, because honestly, that's all I can write.

Afterwards things kind of go back to normal when Riddler&Question Mark, Penguin&Avalon, and Freeze&Firefly team up, cause some havoc around Gotham, and are generally snarky towards each other in an amusing manner. Then in the next story the villains of Gotham, including the 'AwesomeTeam' as they've been named by me and Jessica, are captured and tortured by a villain named Red Eye. After they beat him up, he later returns with reinforcements in the from of Kinzy and her boys who have once again jumped the time barrier, forcing the AwesomeTeam and the Jokerz & co. to team up, with help from an 8 year old goddess of time.

There are other assorted stories in the series, such as one about Ghoul's sister Bethany meeting Terminal and their falling in love, one about Ragdoll and his rivalry with a thief with a magician theme named Mandrake as well as Mandrake's sister who just so happens to be in love with Ragdoll, and a story about two mercenaries in Neo Gotham (Gotham in Batman Beyond time) who work for a strange cult that worships a god of destruction.

Why the fuck did I have to tell you all about this, you may wonder? Easy. I'm bored out of my freaking mind waiting for Jessica and my other friend Devin to get to my house. So, until next time, this has been my awesomely long bitch/rant session of DOOM.

Ciao for now.