Why, you might ask? The answer is simple: There is a shit ton of angry hornets in my living room which, conveniently enough, does not have a door. Ergo I have fled and locked myself in someplace that does; my basement. I'm really, really afraid of hornets, and I happen to be the only one home, so until somebody else gets here and kills the hornets, I am stuck in my basement.
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